Friday, June 30, 2006
Thursday, June 29, 2006
There is said to be a bar in New York where, in the Ladies Room, there is a very special mirror. If you stand in front of this mirror and tell the truth, you are granted a wish. However, if you tell a lie, POOF! you are instantly swallowed up by the mirror, never to be seen again.
A redhead of questionable looks walks into the Ladies Room and stands before the mirror and says, "I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world." POOF! The mirror swallows her.
Next, a rather large brunette stands before the mirror and says, "I think I think I'm the sexiest woman alive! POOF! The mirror swallows her.
Then an absolutely gorgeous blonde comes in and stands before the mirror and says, "I think..." POOF! She is swallowed up and is never seen again.
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BLONDE TAKES BUS
A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time. She wanted to see the Capitol building. Unfortunately, she couldn't find it, so she asked a police officer for directions, "Excuse me, officer, how do I get to the Capitol building?"
The officer replied, "Wait here at this bus stop for the number 54 bus. It'll take you right there." She thanked the officer and he drives off.
Three hours later the police officer returned to the same area and, sure enough, the blonde is still waiting at the same bus stop. The officer got out of his car and said, "Excuse me, but to get to the Capitol building, I said to wait here for the number 54 bus. That was three hours ago. Why are you still waiting?"
The blonde replied, "Don't worry, officer, it won't be long now. The 45th bus just went by!"
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WRONG WAY WARNING
A blonde was driving down the motorway when her car phone rang. It was her husband, urgently warning her, "Honey, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on the M25. Please be careful!"
"It's not just one car!" said the blonde.
"There are hundreds of them!"
Wednesday, June 28, 2006
FOOD, glorious food!
hear the cookie monster ROAR!!
yayy i love my mom! she really knows how to pamper me with good food :) how i wish i could just pack her into my suitcase and bring her to london with me, that way i don't have to worry 'bout food there. chuckles.
me and my bro. any resemblance?
yes, no? :)
just came back from tuition, oh i'm so tired now. i think one year of not touching physics has really drained everything outta me. hehs. Jolyn: hey girl, all the best for your test tmr k? hope you can remember all the formulae and stuff! jiayou! :):):)
went swimming in the afternoon. twas was a nice, hot and sultry day. would have loved the weather, but not when i'm already burnt. on top of OBS chao ta, i'm now SUPER chao ta. like a red lobster. or how he always puts it, like CHAR SIEW. hahaha.
eeks. i don't know what's wrong with my internt connection. i can't seem to log into msn! so i switched to my bro's com but it's so super ultra duper sloooow. i'm irritated, hmph! =( my poor bro's having mid-year exams now. but he keeps popping by my com to watch metacafe..he's addicted to it i tell you. haha. tsk tsk..one more day la, TAHAN!!
ok, i'm going to watch March Of The Penguins now. tata!
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.:Xiufang:.
Tuesday, June 27, 2006
Monday, June 26, 2006
Sunday, June 25, 2006
Saturday, June 24, 2006
Wednesday, June 21, 2006
Monday, June 19, 2006
Saturday, June 17, 2006
Thursday, June 15, 2006
Haha, this means Xiu Fang...you have another incentive to watch She's the Man!
Oh, and I was reading about his resume when I saw that he is acting in another film that is coming up soon, called Step Up. Saw the synopsis for the film and it looks good:
Tyler Gage (Channing Tatum) is a street smart juvenile delinquent, with a reckless streak that lands him in a world of trouble after he and his friends trash an auditorium at a high school for the performing arts. Sentenced to do community service at the school, he at first wants nothing to do with the students, until he meets a beautiful dancer who's willing to give him a shot. Against all expectations, Ty gets drawn into her world, and discovers his own talent for dance.
Haha...a story about dancing...Personally, for me...a movie can't go too wrong with that genre...;)
-XL :)
P.s. Weiting and I have resolved to master manual for Daytona and to challenge our class guys one day! Who says all girls have to use auto?! :P
Wednesday, June 14, 2006
Steps to getting it:
1. Get my driving license. Check.
2. Find some sort of reason that I need it. eg. my uni is very far away and it's more convenient to drive there than to take public transport. Check.
3. Convince my parents of the rationale of step 2. Haha, now THAT poses a problem...:P
Yay...finally got my driving license today! 10 demerit points from the test...Not the most excellent result...but hey...what's important is that i PASSED right? :P Haha, at first when i saw what lousy test route i managed to ballot myself into, (route 6...which is like one of the hardest) was like "darn...why such bad luck...", but luckily the tester was quite nice...He could have failed me really...when some bus in front of me suddenly stopped to cut lane and i had to stop within the yellow box (aka stop at junction and cause obstruction to traffic which= immediate failure)... Thank goodness he decided to let me off on that though... Realised what ppl mean when they say that my centre's pass rate is quite low though...Out of the 19 ppl taking the test during the same time slot...Only 5 ppl (including me) passed...That's like about 25%...Bleah...
As for piano exam yesterday...kind of screwed up the Prelude section for the J.S Bach English Suite...which was the very first piece..(haha nervous...so my fingers went haywire..) but guess the rest of the sections of the suite, as well as the other pieces, went fine...I didn't blank out during Debussy's Toccata...(which i memorised for the exam) Phew!! :) The good thing about the exam venue at parkway is that the examiner seats directly behind you...So after some time, you can will yourself to forget about his existance...since he doesn't talk, and you can't see him anyway...:P It certainly helped calmed my nerves...the part about pretending the examiner is not there...;) Haha, it was kind of weird to have the examiner not mouth a single word the entire time though...unlike in my previous piano exams...Not that I'm complaining that LTCL has no aural and sight-reading and stuff...Actually prefer it this way..:P
-XL :)
Tuesday, June 13, 2006
Xiufang, you're a Pro Shopper
Buyer beware. Maybe you've learned from experience or perhaps that's just the way you are, but it's clear that you're a savvy shopper who isn't afraid to shop around. Impulse purchases? Not your style.
From a pair of sneakers to a flat-screen TV to a jacket, you do your research before you buy. Knowing where to go to get what you want at a good price takes work. Whether you go around to different stores, test out the merchandise, compare prices, research on the Internet, or ask other people's opinions, you do what it takes to find the best buy. And that's why you're such a pro. Congrats!
oh my gosh. really? i thought i was more of an impulse shopper.haha
Monday, June 12, 2006
Saturday, June 10, 2006
Wednesday, June 07, 2006
You Are Jean Grey |
![]() Although your fate is often unknown, you always seem to survive (even after death). Your mind is your greatest weapon, literally! Powers: telepathy and telekinesis, the ability to project thoughts into the mind of others, communication with animals |
Tuesday, June 06, 2006
You Are Iceman |
![]() Powers: turning self and others into ice, making ice weapons, becoming nearly invisible |
Monday, June 05, 2006
Saturday, June 03, 2006
2.
3. Would you rather a crocodile attack you or an alligator?
4. There is a closed room with a light in it. Outside, there are 3 light switches. You can flick any of the switches any number of times. You can only open the door and go into the room once. You know that the light is initially off. How can you determine which light switch operates the light?
5.
Read each line aloud without making any mistakes. If you make a mistake you MUST start again without going any further.
This is this puzzle
This is is puzzle
This is how puzzle
This is to puzzle
This is keep puzzle
This is an puzzle
This is idiot puzzle
This is busy puzzle
This is for puzzle
This is forty puzzle
This is seconds! puzzle
-XL :)
Ans. 1. are you ready 2. split second timing 3. I would rather the crocodile attack the alligator. 4. Leave switch 1 alone. Flick switch 2 for 1 hour, then flick back. Flick switch 3. Now look. If the light is on, then the switch is 3, if the light bulb is warm, then switch 2, else switch 1. 5. Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top.
P.s. Aiyah...how come blogspot can't read chinese?? And to think I spent SO LONG trying to recall my han yu pin yin so as to type the names of the serials out in chinese...;)
Friday, June 02, 2006
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